As you can see, these diverse news reports are not just about bringing laughter, but they also subtly adjust the rhythm of our daily lives, filling them with a touch of humor and aesthetic enjoyment.
Now, let GuoJing and everyone else review the top ten humorous news stories of 2023:
1
A woman purchased five boxes of cockroaches online and released them into the flowerbeds of her community, claiming she was “giving them life.” What a mysterious move? GuoJing is left baffled.
2
In Hubei’s Lichuan, a drunken man climbed a 10-meter-high tree late at night and couldn’t get down. With the babysitting-like guidance of auxiliary police officers, the intoxicated man finally overcame his fear and climbed down from the ladder to the rooftop, successfully escaping.
3
A young boy, after working hard to finish all his winter vacation homework in just two days and nights, unfortunately had it ruined by the family dog. Who can understand this kind of heartache?
4
In Wuhan, a 40-year-old man got into an argument with a 10-year-old child and, in anger, scratched seven cars as revenge, claiming “one of them must belong to the child’s family.” Netizens say: now he has even less face.
5
In a modern version of “Kong Yiji,” a man stole the book “Zhouyi” from a bookstore because he felt his fate was unfortunate, hoping to change his destiny. The man said: “My fate is bad, I’ll return it after reading.” Netizens say: indeed, fate has changed.
6
After arguing with his colleague, a man decided to walk 300 kilometers home without eating or drinking to vent his anger, only to be told by traffic police: “You’re going in the wrong direction!”
7
A man in Huai’an, Jiangsu Province, who was not drinking alcohol, jumped into the river three times in a row to avoid being inspected by traffic police for drunk driving. Police said: He drank alcohol the night before and abandoned his car and jumped into the river because of a guilty conscience.
8
After being released from prison, a thief in Shanghai went back to steal again, claiming to be addicted to theft, and said: “Wherever I fall, I’ll climb back up from there.” Netizens: Is he trying to become the king of Shanghai thieves?
9
A woman who spent 3000 yuan on double eyelid surgery was dissatisfied with the results and sued the attending doctor, demanding the doctor be executed.
10
While using the toilet, a man’s restroom was blown away by a gust of wind. Netizens: The smell must have been too strong, even the outhouse couldn’t stand it.
These bizarre experiences, full of dark humor, may leave us stunned and laughing out loud, but they also prompt us to reexamine the joys of life from another perspective.
Just as these diverse cases teach us, life is never short of surprises and joys waiting for us to.